A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
This may make me sound like a bitch, but I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to steal someone else’s boyfriend. I bet it’s a pretty sick rush of power.
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
Lydia Martin in “Orphaned”
M: What else do b a n s h e e s do?
L: You think I know?I can’t just turn this on. I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses.
I j u s t h a v e v o i c e s i n m y h e a d.
Wolves and women wed for life. You take one, that’s a marriage. The wolf is part of you from that day on, and you’re part of him. Both of you will change.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion